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When you realize that you're only worth $3.73 per user per financial quarter according to Facebook:

I see I'm not the only person attracted to the idea of a "sheep with a gun"

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/ostan5000/fear-always-works

soapchuwa responds:

it's a very powerful idea I don't blame you

Save the Soap Fish.

David Attenborough forgot to cover this fact about honeypot ants....

"OOOoohohoo! I just LOVE how even the smallest jokes can pack QUITE THE PUNCHLINE!"

I don't know but he's got a good chest.

soapchuwa responds:

I've noticed a lack of a pause here

The NES color palette gives me PTSD from the Godzilla NES creepypasta...

And I thought Rocket's childhood friends were fucked looking...

Creature at the start reminds me of Red from the Godzilla NES creepypasta. Creepy as shit.

2127? I didn't know your OC's universe was that far into the future.

(Edit, just read through the whole comic series. And I thought the Half-Life universe was fucked up.)

OneGrumpyLumpy responds:

This is One-Quarter-Life

19 yr old digital artist/music writer, 90’s CEL aesthetic, anti-contemporary(prefers dated pop-culture), likes serpents, likes cars.

Jona Cada @Ostan5000

Age 19, Male

Dishwasher baby!

Graduated high school

North Carolina, United St

Joined on 5/26/22

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